[Stargate: Atlantis]

last updated 24 September 2006

The Monster in the Closet
She doesn't have friends anymore; friends come for you when you need rescuing. She thinks this is how it begins for everyone here. A Stargate: Atlantis/Firefly crossover written for Multiverse 2006.
[ SPOILERS: Through Serenity, SGA 2.20 | CATEGORY: horror, crossover. | RATING: R | SIZE: 3200 words]

Miss Anthropic
"And did you have to go to clown school to get your Ph.D., or did you just get it right out of the crackerjack box?" An entirely random Wonderfalls/Stargate: Atlantis crossover.
[ SPOILERS: all of Wonderfalls, very minor for SGA 2.15 | CATEGORY: gen. snark. crossover. | RATING: PG | SIZE: 2100 words]

Flush, or, The One I Didn't Call "Goodbye Mr. Chips"
Wherein the mess staff is overworked, Zelenka is popular with the ladies, Cadman perfects her "innocent" look, and the student becomes the teacher.
[ SPOILERS: vague for season two | CATEGORY: comedy. gen. snark. | RATING: PG-13 | SIZE: 2200 words]